I’m so creative!
Shark Bait.: Ten Lessons from Einstein
blua:
1. Be curious. “I have no special talent. I am only passionately curious.”
2. Persevere. “It’s not that I’m so smart; it’s just that I stay with problems longer.”
3. Focus on the present. “Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the…
"thank god I had the quadratic equation to calculate the parabola of the ball I just threw."
— no one
May 27th
6:37 PM
6:37 PM
Welp.
- Today was interesting. My V4 boat comes in last at states for our division in the heats and then we beat 3 other boats in the petite finals. The difference that coxswains can make baffles me.
- This was my coxswain’s last regatta :( I’m going to miss her so much. I truly believe she is the best coxswain Somerville has ever had. Wellesley is lucky to have her.
- This was the best season Somerville has had in the past decade. We’re getting the team back together and making our presence known :D! Amazing season for the Varsity and Novice. Novice medaled twice this season and my varsity boys actually won races and beat other boats.
- My one word to describe the season: Progress.
His name was Edward Mordrake, and he was born with an extra face on the back of his head. Although the face was not able to speak, it reportedly laughed and cried. Mordrake begged doctors to remove his “demon head” because it whispered horrible things to him at night but no doctors attempted it. He committed suicide at age 23. However, take this with a grain of salt, because it has been difficult to determine the true facts behind his case. Everything from the way he committed suicide to the exact placement of his second face has been debated.
what happens when you don’t masturbate but you still can’t see the red circle?! Does it mean that my brain masturbates for me?!?!? WHAT IS THIS?!
If you say you don’t masturbate but you don’t see the circle, it means that not only are you a FILTHY LIAR but you are also a chronic masturbator. In other words, you’re going to hell.
- me: does 5 situps
- me: where are my abs
So majestic. So graceful.
CHRIS CONTROL YOUR FACE
I can’t
EVEN WHEN HE’S FREAKING DRINKING HAHHAHAHAHA
ESPECIALLY WHEN HE FREAKING DRINKING HAHASHKLDHALA FUCK
OH MY GOD ^ RIGHT HERE IM LOSING IT
CRYING ASDFGHGHJ
god i literally cant think of anything to post so heres benjamin franklin
- me after running for one minute: i'm still alive, but i'm barely breathing
I can’t wait to use this math formula in real life
