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vasilibox720:

steve harvey has heard some shit

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m1ssred:

chemical reaction

Fucking Alchemy!

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englishdub:

image

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Thank you Based God

Thank you Based God

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cumvirgin:

I want you to cuddle me and kiss me in public and look at me like I’m the most important person to you but I also want you to pull my hair and breathe down my neck and fuck me until I can’t see or walk properly

LOL

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concentrationlamp:

Today, we were talking about gay marriage in my English class, and this dude in the back of class blurted out, “IF A NIGGA WANNA MARRY ANOTHER NIGGA, WHY THE GOVERNMENT TRYNA COCKBLOCK?!”

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frankton:

gaylordfagmaster:

frankton:

please watch this

Don’t watch this.

please watch this

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This was posted 9 months ago. It has 28,799 notes.

grunge-en-roses:

My friend just told me the story of when her dad went to a Halloween party dressed as Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean and for some reason the police turned up and when they came upstairs he jumped up onto the window and shouted ‘THIS IS THE DAY THAT YOU ALMOST CAUGHT CAPTAIN JACK SPARROW!’ then he jumped out the window and broke both of his legs.

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lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here

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landorus:

ITS NOT A NICKNAME IF U GAVE IT TO YOURSELF

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This was posted 9 months ago. It has 6,681 notes.

Remember this Pokemon Trainers of the world

thepsychoemoreport:

We must have faith in our lord and savior Arceus. For he sacrificed his son Mew to absolve us of our sins and give us everlasting EV’s. In his name we pray amen.

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